So, how many of you lovely young singles are on dating sites? You know you are, who are you kidding? I found myself on a real seedy site this morning, (OK Cupid), but it’s not what you think. I was there answering those stupid questions, or more like editing them. I hadn’t been back on that site in a while, and I was just reading through some of the questions I filled out in 2013. The 2017 self was shocked! Was I that much of a prude?
“Do you have a nude picture of yourself on the internet?” 2013 self: “No” with the answer I expected my partner to give to be “No” as well. Who the hell are we kidding people? There is a cock out there on the internet that belongs to you, as well as a tit shot of me. Come on!
In my recent exploit, where I basically virtually strangled my ex for being a scumbag, (read post here), I was not feeling at my best today. I slept way too late, and I am dreading going to work tomorrow. But in light of recent events, I think I am going to try my hand at communicating on a dating site again. Who knows, I might even go out on (gasp) dates!
Meeting people used to be so fun and casual back when I was a teen in the 90s. You all hung out at someone’s house party, you all got a little drunk, you all made out or even snuck up to one of their parent’s bedrooms and did the nasty. Nowadays, everyone is just swiping across photo-shopped pictures. Swipe, swipe, swipe, like all day long. Does anyone really want to meet any of these people? I used to find fascination in online dating, now I just don’t.
Anyway, back to my questions on OKCupid. Come to find out, my 2013 self and 2017 self have entirely different views on love, sex and even art. And what’s with the self-confidence? I actually put that I view my personal appearance as “shitty.” WTF 2013 self? What’s wrong with you? First of all 2017 self is 40 pounds heavier, but is still sexy as fuck! Come on! Just looking at those questions made me realize how close-minded I used to be. “Would you ever date a bisexual person” 2013 self answered “No.” Come on! Bisexual men have been some of the sexiest, outgoing, open men I have ever met over the past few years! And the sex well, DAMN! What the hell were you thinking 2013 self!
Not only am I more flirty in 2017, I am a bit of a narcissist as well. I know I am all that and a bag of chips. *Double snap and hair flip* I think as I aged, I became more sexually adventurous, more open-minded and artistic. My 2013 self even identified herself as “not an artist” WTF???!!! Not only is 2017 self a great writer, but a great painter and musician as well.
I think my whole profile needs an overhaul. Time to give that profile a makeover and maybe snag me a man (or a cub, hehe).
Time to kick 2013 self to he curb and make way for the 2017 self!
Look out world here I come!